My dear dear friends...

... PLEASE DON'T DESTROY MY BRAND NEW PLACE (pretty please)

I have hopes that you will find it mighty uncomfortable and may choose not to stay long ;P but in the meantime, please follow these simple rules:

- Do not bring water or paint balloons.
- Do not step on dog poop before coming in.

I have decided to officially launch my new apartment and future home amongst my closest friends, and I am having second thoughts, cold feet and even bloody ears.

Not that I don't love my friends and trust they will behave as they should, but no one can guarantee any of them will turn up with an african elephant to the dinner or with the whole cirque du soleil who will use my bed as platform and my walls as canvas.

I may be going way too far with this, but one can never be too sure. I hope this dinner does not end in a ten worst things post, but if that is the case, you will all hear about it.

Enough of this!

My dear girls and boy, welcome to my humble and emptyish place, come in and make yourselves comfortable in the only sofa, sit cozily on the floor, squeeze the non-existent cushions and of course, feel at home.

Invitation details for those involved will come shortly via Facebook.

Such is Life