I have to admit I've had this post resting in my archive for a couple of days, trying to decide whether it would be convenient (for my popularity) to post it or not.
DISCLAIMER: None of the things included below have ever happened to me, none!
THE 10 WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU... (when you need to go to the bathroom really bad but you want to get home as fast as you can so you decide not to stop by the toilet on your way out of the office)
1.- The lift stops in every single floor on the way out of your office building.
2.- There are no taxis around since it is past midnight.
3.- When you finally get one, it turns out to be driven by the slowest taxi driver in Madrid.
4.- The slowest-taxi-in-Madrid's radio is playing a program whose interstitial music is the sound of waves and the sea.
5.- The slowest taxi driver in Madrid gets lost of the way to your home.
6.- The slowest taxi driver in Madrid is not even nice enough to stop the taxi-meter even if it was his fault he got lost cause you gave him some very specific (and correct) directions.
7.- Your shoe heel gets stuck in a sewer as you get off the slowest-taxi-in-Madrid.
8.- Your state of the art electronic key does not open your state of the art automatic building door.
9.- You live in the highest floor of an apartment block that is quite high, trust me. The lift takes ages to get there.
10.- Your family has left the key in the lock so you can't open the door yourself.
But as I've said, none of these have ever happened to me. If they've ever happened to you... suck it! Such is life!
2 comments:
Seriously.... this is hilarius! honestly, you should ask your family (well... your friends family), to place the key under one of those nice flase rocks that look SOOOOO real!
Tell me at least your shoe wasn't broken, or that Dr. McConaughey saved your life and fell in love with you and...
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My friend told me her shoe is ok, no Dr. though... the poor thing!
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