I once read it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in posession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife, well that was the XIX century, 200 hundred years later, truths have changed, but are still universal. And I am going to prove my point:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the higher the heels are the prettier (and the more painful in a please-I'd-rather-have-my-feet-cut-off way).
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more you try to arrive on time the later you are, and it is never your fault.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the night you say you just go out to dinner and a drink you never get back home earlier than 7am.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when your computer dies you feel as if your dog did.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if a guy doesn't call you, the only reason behind it is he doesn't like you (not that he is shy, or afraid of your brains, or unsure of your feelings or any other he-is-not-that-into-you excuse).
It is a truth universally acknowledged that you only need your Bb and a bus ride to come up with a silly blog post...
Now I challenge anyone in the world to refute any of these truths. Volunteers?
Of course I speak out of mere observation and not experience... Such is Life.
1 comment:
No refutation whatsoever!!!
I would add, though: It is a truth universally acknowledged that whenever you find yourself without cash, the more things you see you'd like to buy.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that whenever going for sales, you end up getting soething from the new collection...
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